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this douchebaggy ass woman sitting behind us has been wearing sunglasses all dinner ugh stop
nevermind she’s blind
(via bl4ck-w1d0w)
so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside
that’d be a damn good game
and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from
(Source: kangaya, via hiddlemydiddle)
- someone: what's the farthest you've ever gone?
- me: to the kitchen
Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?
tea
But it’s hot…only tea
there are no other drinks
only tea
Wait… What if you don’t like tea?then the weak die
natural selection
(via hiddlemydiddle)
THOR YOU PRECIOUS FIVE YEAR OLD
reblogging for that accurate commentary.
(Source: ironfries, via moves-like-hiddles)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via moves-like-hiddles)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
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nah, puerto rican pullout. don't be a bitch.: halesass: It’s season eight of Teen Wolf. Jeff Davis sits in front of...
It’s season eight of Teen Wolf. Jeff Davis sits in front of the computer, answering fandom question. “Are the blue eyes going to be explained?” one question reads. Jeff starts crying. “WHY,” he yells. Matt hands him a mug of hot chocolate. “It’s okay,” he soothes. “Shhh, it’s…
