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The poop that ruined my dad's birthday.

storiesaboutpooping:

When I was a wee 12-year-old, my parents took my family out to Cracker Barrel for my father’s birthday. I donned a little blue dress and smashed a whole bowl of beef stew and a slew of sides. By the time my family was done eating, I excused myself to bathroom stop #1.

In the Cracker Barrel bathroom, I peed and took note that my guts felt kind of crampy. Nothing too terrible or painful. In fact, being 12, I got excited because I thought the cramps meant that I was going to start my period. I was finally going to be a ~woman~. So in preparation for the predicted flow of blood, I packed my underpants with a wad of toilet paper, fixed my dress and exited the bathroom.

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fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

(If you haven’t… You should.)

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

(If you haven’t… You should.)

yoncevevo:

obi-wankenblowme:

This is a collection of Tweets from military veterans reacting to the police response in Ferguson. 

And if this shit doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will.

#BLOOP #YOU KNOW YOU DUN FUCKED UP WHEN THE MILITARY MENS IS COMIN FOR YOU

(via babyjudy)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

gri-clover:

STEREK AU 

I’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun,
I’ll be the bright, and black, that’s making you run.

I got my mind made up and I can’t let go.
I’m killing every second ‘til it sees my soul.
I’ll be running, I’ll be running,
'Til the love runs out, 'til the love runs out.
And we’ll start a fire, and we’ll shut it down,
'Til the love runs out, 'til the love runs out.

There’s a maniac out in front of me.
Got an angel on my shoulder, and Mephistopheles.

(Love Runs Out - OneRepublic)

Stiles is a shaman of the Hale tribe, and the anchor of Derek, who is a warrior :)

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wiitch-hazell:

I can’t stop laughing I love cats

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via depthsofmysol)

starfleetbabe:

my superhero gf ;3;

starfleetbabe:

my superhero gf ;3;

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tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:



omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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tardis-mainframe:

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:

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omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

(Source: periodandbonerstories, via luminescentlily)

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

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