Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?
But it’s hot…
there are no other drinks
Wait… What if you don’t like tea?
then the weak die
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the fuck is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day
My laptop overheated last night and now my thigh has a burn on it in the shape of the cooling fan.
It’s your warrior’s wound. It marks your true dedication to the noble cause of blogging.
That sounds a lot cooler than ‘I have a first degree burn on my leg because I forgot to wear pants whilst using my laptop for 18 hours straight without turning it off’
dammit scarlett what did i tell you about going outside