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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend

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are you gay?

Bisexual. So, half gay, at least?

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That awkward moment when you spell a word and it doesn't look right.

You’re like:

“Wait, is that right?”

Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like:

“Why did it look so weird?”

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I'm a Holiday Virgin.

Meh.

Never had a New Year’s Kiss.

Never had a Valentine Kiss.

Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.

Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.

Never been taken out during Christmas.

ahah fuck my life.

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parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
parents: no

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BITCH, WHAT POWER DO YOU HOLD!?

me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze

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