That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend
are you gay?
Bisexual. So, half gay, at least?
That awkward moment when you spell a word and it doesn't look right.
“Wait, is that right?”
Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like:
“Why did it look so weird?”
I'm a Holiday Virgin.Meh.
- Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
- Never had a Valentine Kiss.
- Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
- Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
- Never been taken out during Christmas.
ahah fuck my life.
- parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
- me: can i go to a friends house
- parents: no
BITCH, WHAT POWER DO YOU HOLD!?
- me: *sneezes*
- class: *silence/crickets*
- most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
- class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze